VAMPIRE MAGICK SERVICES

$400.00 FOR A 5 YEAR PROTECTION SHIELD FROM ANY AND ALL PSYCHIC VAMPIRISM ATTACKS ON YOURSELF OR SOMEONE YOU BUY FOR.

$250.00 IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE AND YOU ARE SCARED OF THE BITE OF THE WEREWOLF THAN THIS

QUANTUM LYCAN VACCINE IS JUST WHAT U NEED, GUARANTEED TO WORK FOR UP TO 25 YEARS.

$1111.11 SUMMON A REAL BLOOD DRINKING VAMPIRE INTO YOUR LIFE TO BITE YOU AND EXCHANGE ITS BLOOD WITH YOUR OWN SO U TOO CAN GAIN IMMORTALITY.

$2000.00 MAKE A PACT WITH A QUANTUM ROYAL VAMPIRE TO BECOME ITS KIN BY RECEIVEING A Q IV DRIP OF ROYAL VAMPIRE BLOOD TO YOUR ASTRAL BODY TURNING U PHYSICALLY INTO A ROYAL VAMPIRE ABLE TO SIRE YOUR OWN BLOODLINE.

CAUTION: YOU BECOME

THE PLAGUE OF A MONSTER AND UNLIKE A REAL VAMPIRE A QUANTUM ROYAL VAMPIRE IS A REAL VAMPIRE IN EVERY LIFETIME FOREVER.

(NO U DO NOT GO TO HELL)

$44.44 YOUR VAMPIRE BODY WILL RECEIVE 1 ASTRAL IV BLOOD BAG PER DAY AT EXACTLY 8AM YOUR TIME, THIS KEEPS YOUR VAMPIRE BODY NOURISHED IN THE 4D SO U IN THE 3D DO NOT FEEL THE THIRST FOR BLOOD.

$111.00 YOUR VAMPIRE BODY WILL RECEIVE 3 ASTRAL IV BLOOD BAGS PER DAY AT EXACTLY 8AM, 12PM-12AM YOUR TIME, THIS KEEPS YOUR VAMPIRE BODY NOURISHED IN THE 4D SO U IN THE 3D DO NOT FEEL THE THIRST FOR BLOOD.

$444.44 AWAKEN YOUR VAMPIRE 4D SENSES IN THE 3D BODY AND SEE WITH NIGHT VISION, SMELL AND HEAR AT MILES OF DISTANCE WITH EASE.